BREAKING NEWS: Damning New Evidence Supports Trump’s Wire Tap Claim

After two days of silence or deflection, the White House eagerly called a mid-morning press conference to disclose what they are calling, “all the proof anyone should ever need” in connecting President Obama to the alleged wire tapping of then Presidential candidate, Donald Trump.

Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, strutted to his podium with a renewed swagger and a photograph that was blown up to poster size so the entire press corp could get a good look.  “Ha ha!  We told you mother fuckers!!!” an excited Spicer proclaimed.  He then continued, “this picture shows the contents of a drawer from the President’s desk.  The President opened this drawer for the first time on Friday, before leaving for Florida.”

The drawer appears to be a Presidential junk drawer, used by all three previous Commander-in-Chiefs.  The space was subdivided into 3 compartments, each labeled with a specific president.  The contents included:

  • Clinton space:  About two dozen expired condoms
  • W. Bush space:  A Conway Twitty cassette
  • Obama space:  A sticky note that reads, “Wire Tap Trump”, and is signed “Obama”

It appears that this case is officially closed.  Obama has declined to comment.

JUST IN: Breitbart Photo Placing Obama and Clinton at Trump Tower Executing Wire Tap!

It’s been nearly 36 hours since President Donald Trump put out an extremely damaging tweet directed at former President, Barack Obama.  Trump claimed that Obama had tapped the phones at Trump Tower during the 2016 Presidential elections.  Obama has denied this claim and people have called for Trump to provide evidence to support such a bold accusation.  Trump has just released his supporting evidence: a photograph owned by Breitbart News which shows Obama AND Hillary Clinton disguised as phone men in a Trump Tower parking lot.

Spokesmen for both Obama and Clinton have released statements essentially pointing out that the two people seen in the photo are clearly NOT Obama nor Clinton.  “There is a black guy and a white lady, neither of which look like Hillary or Barack.  Is this some sort of fucking joke?”

At this point, we’re not sure what to make of this still developing story.  We’ve sent the photo to a forensic lab to test for authenticity.