The Daily Fabricator has just received information from a high ranking intelligence officer regarding the results of a 3 month long investigation into Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election and possible collusion with the Trump campaign. The probe has concluded that Russia was “All up in the U.S. election” and that the Trump campaign served as a major co-conspirator.
“This was a highly organized breach of our election,” according to our source. “You basically have the Trump campaign serving as the main shaft for communications and also orchestrating the more grass root level ‘foot soldiers’ via two large satellite orbs led by Jeff Sessions and Steve Bannon.”
Those orbs are shown in our infographic. The small, squiggly lines (which we will refer to as “short and curlies”) represent lower level communications, while the flesh toned areas represent the high level, or primary communications. Trump served as the anchor, or base, of the shaft while Putin was the head of the operation. Jared Kushner and Michael Flynn were also involved, acting as liaisons between the primary and secondary channels.
Our source, who has asked to remain anonymous, summed up this shocking revelation by saying, “It’s really alarming that Russia could penetrate our election like that. I mean, we’re talking DEEP penetration and GIRTHY channels of data exchanged.”
We now wait for the fallout. Stay tuned.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions spent most of last night denying claims of any wrong doing as it relates to his 2016 contacts with Russian officials. Sessions, who was one of the first elected officials to jump on the “Trump Train”, has acknowledged a closed door meeting that he had with a Russian ambassador in 2016, just weeks after it was revealed that Russia had hacked Hilary Clinton’s email.
The Daily Fabricator has just learned that Sessions’ ties to Russia do not end there. We have spoken to multiple sources that are reporting that Sessions spent “a lot of time in Russia back in the 1980’s.” The source continued, “most of that time was spent with Ivan Drago.” We have confirmed that Jeff Sessions actually served as Drago’s “cutman” (the person responsible for treating and preventing injuries to a boxer during a fight) from 1982 through 1986. This includes Drago’s fight with American icon Apollo Creed. Ultimately, that would be Creed’s last match as he died at the hands of the Russian.
Drago and Sessions went on make millions off of the American blood shed by Creed when they teamed up with disenfranchised Vietnam Vet, John James Rambo, and released footage of the bloodbath in a documentary named “Rocky IV”. This relationship with Rambo has also led to new questions regarding Rambo’s current ties to North Korea.
This story is unfolding by the minute. The Fabricator will keep you updated as new information surfaces.