The Daily Fabricator was founded in 2017 with one objective; deliver as much bullshit news to as many people as possible.  Yes… we are well aware that there are already sites out there that do “fake news”, and do it well.  We’re okay with that.  The great thing about fake news is that there are PLENTY of headlines to go around.  The possibilities are literally endless.  And besides, a little competition is good for you.  Take Papa John, for example.  Pizza Hut was already a household name when Papa John decided to denounce his Islamic beliefs and flee the homeland, Syria.  For it was his destiny to offer the masses better ingredients, and better pizza.

We’re taking a page out of Papa John’s playbook… We’re going for it!  Fuck Pizza Hut.