EXCLUSIVE: Intelligence Report Concludes “Russia, All Up In U.S. Election”

The Daily Fabricator has just received information from a high ranking intelligence officer regarding the results of a 3 month long investigation into Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election and possible collusion with the Trump campaign.  The probe has concluded that Russia was “All up in the U.S. election” and that the Trump campaign served as a major co-conspirator.

“This was a highly organized breach of our election,” according to our source.  “You basically have the Trump campaign serving as the main shaft for communications and also orchestrating the more grass root level ‘foot soldiers’ via two large satellite orbs led by Jeff Sessions and Steve Bannon.”

Those orbs are shown in our infographic.  The small, squiggly lines (which we will refer to as “short and curlies”) represent lower level communications, while the flesh toned areas represent the high level, or primary communications.  Trump served as the anchor, or base, of the shaft while Putin was the head of the operation.  Jared Kushner and Michael Flynn were also involved, acting as liaisons between the primary and secondary channels.

Our source, who has asked to remain anonymous, summed up this shocking revelation by saying, “It’s really alarming that Russia could penetrate our election like that.  I mean, we’re talking DEEP penetration and GIRTHY channels of data exchanged.”

We now wait for the fallout.  Stay tuned.

 

 

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