Reports from the White House indicate that Stephen Miller is on the verge of being dismissed from his position of Senior Adviser to the President. President Trump found out this morning that Miller was not the same Steve Miller from the 1970’s rock band “The Steve Miller Band”. This revelation reportedly made the President irate and caused him to call a special staff meeting.
It was inside that meeting when Trump confronted Miller about the mistaken identity. Trump yelled at Miller for hours, asking him, “How the fuck could this happen? I thought that you were the person who knew how to feed the babies that don’t have enough to eat and shoe the children with no shoes on their feet.” Trump continued, “house the people living in the streets. Oh yeah, there’s a solution.”
At this point, we aren’t 100% sure what that solution is, but all indicators point to Miller being forced out of the administration. When asked for comment, Sean Spicer would only offer the following statement, “Time keeps on slipping into the future. Miller needs to go on and take the money and run. whoo hoo hoo.”