Donald Trump held another impromptu press conference this morning to brag about the size of his Saturday morning bowel movement. An inside source is reporting that Trump “always takes epic shits”. But why the press conference to talk about the extraordinary size of this turd? “The President was still riding the high from his last crazy ass press conference, so he figured, fuck it, we’ll do it again!”
He also continued to berate members of the media and actually challenged “Jake Crapper” (that’s what Trump calls Jake Tapper), of CNN, to a “good ole fashioned shit show”. Tapper hasn’t responded to the challenge.