Shocking news out of Washington this afternoon, as Federal Officials admit that President Trump is correct – Russia is actually a ruse. The Federal Government, along with the “fake news media”, have worked together for many years to create the illusion of a communist super power on the other side of the globe.
You’re probably wondering, “What about Putin?” Good question. Putin is actually a New Jersey native named Joel Goodman. He’s an investigative reporter for, you guessed it… CNN.