Ben Wright’s – Top 5 Gayest Things About Libtards

WHAT’S CRAPPENING, LIBTARDS?  SO, AS YOU KNOW, MY LAST ARTICLE WAS SUCH A HIT THEY’VE ASKED ME TO DO ANOTHER ONE.  I’VE DECIDED TO LIST THE 5 GAYEST THINGS ABOUT LIBTARDS.  THIS LIST IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND!

5. HOMOSEXUALS – KIND OF SELF EXPLANATORY.  IT’S PROVEN – LIBTARDS LOVE BEING GAY.  CONSERVATIVES ON THE OTHER HAND, WE DESPISE OUR GAYNESS.  SO MUCH SO THAT IT’S NOT UNUSUAL FOR US TO HIDE IT AND ONLY ACT ON OUR GAY IMPULSES IN AIRPORT BATHROOMS.

4. HIGHER EDUCATION – THIS ONE STARTED OUT WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, BUT THE LIBTARDS HAD TO INFILTRATE THE SYSTEM AND FUCK IT ALL UP.  REMEMBER WHEN THEY USED TO TEACH GOOD THINGS AT SCHOOL?  LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, CREATIONISM AND THE FACT THAT ABORTION IS MURDER?  THOSE WERE THE DAYS.  THANKS FOR FUCKING IT UP, LIBS!

3. FREEDOM OF RELIGION – I KNOW, I KNOW…. OUR CONSTITUTION GIVES EVERYONE THIS RIGHT, BUT YOU KNOW, THAT DOCUMENT WAS WRITTEN BEFORE MUSLIMS WERE INVENTED.  I’M PRETTY SURE OUR CHRISTIAN FOREFATHERS WOULD ASK FOR A REDO ON THIS ONE.  LIBTARDS HATE CHRISTIANS AND IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!

2. SAN FRANCISCO – NEVER BEEN, DON’T WANT TO GO.  I HEAR IT’S SO GAY THAT A VISIT OF 24 HOURS OR MORE WILL MAKE EVEN THE STRAIGHTEST CONSERVATIVE BEG FOR WIENER.  NO THANKS!!!

1. WOMEN’S LIB – LOL!!!  KEEP DREAMING MORONS!  NEVER GONE HAPPEN.  LET’S FACE IT, JESUS WAS A MAN AND SO IS GOD.  THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING.  THE ONLY TWO WOMEN THAT ARE EVEN TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE ARE THE TWO MARYS – ONE WAS A WHORE AND THE OTHER WAS PREGNANT.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

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Author: tdfconservative

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