* We’ve invited a new writer to contribute to The Daily Fabricator, as we felt that our articles weren’t doing enough to represent the right and their opinions. Ben Wright is a very successful conservative blogger who’s political beliefs could be considered “center-right”. Ben will be doing a piece (at least weekly) called “Conservative Crosshairs” that will highlight whatever the right is raging about that week. Ben will start this first edition of “Conservative Crosshairs” with a brief introduction.
HI LIBTARDS. I’M BEN WRIGHT, AND I’M A CONSERVATIVE. FIRST THINGS FIRST – YES, I KNOW THAT I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. DEAL WITH IT. IT’S THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO GET A POINT ACROSS AND THAT’S BEEN PROVEN. SECOND, I DON’T JUST TALK THE CONSERVATIVE TALK, I WALK THE CONSERVATIVE WALK. BY THAT I MEAN I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY, ONLY HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS, LIKE TO KILL THINGS, AND FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO DON’T PUT UP CHRISTMAS TREES (YOU CAN BE WHATEVER RELIGION YOU WANT BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE LIKE GOOD AMERICANS). THAT’S ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
Conservative Crosshairs – Judicial System
WHO THE FUCK DO THESE “JUDGES” THINK THEY ARE? THE PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING! LOL! COURT IS FOR THINGS LIKE TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS AND PARKING TICKETS – NOT NATIONAL SECURITY!!! YOU’VE GOT THESE “JUDGES” OUT IN WASHINGTON STATE THAT WANT TO USE THE MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN AS A PLATFORM TO PUSH THEIR LEFTIST AGENDA BUT WE’RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU!!! WE’RE GOING TO DO WHAT WE WANT AND WHO’S GOING TO STOP US? I DOUBT ANY OF YOU PUSSIES EVEN OWN A GUN! HERE’S WHY WE WILL BEAT OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM:
- NO GUNS (AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED)
- THEY AREN’T THE PRESIDENT
- THE AMERICAN GOD HATES MUSLIMS
- Y’ALL ARE PUSSIES
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT… THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM HAS BEEN PUT ON NOTICE. YOU’RE IN THE CONSERVATIVE CROSSHAIRS!