BREAKING NEWS: Spicer Forced to Dress in Full Drag, Prance Around with Wiener Tucked Between Legs

Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary, called an unusual afternoon briefing today.  When Spicer came to the podium he was dressed like a woman.  Sources are telling us that this all started in the Oval Office, where the President told Spicer to “tuck your wiener between your legs so I can’t see it and walk around the office.”  Spicer did as he was told.  Trump then asked him to dress like a woman and go talk to the press like “the bitch you are”.  This story is still developing.  Check back in for updates.

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